Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Nobody cares maddie!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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