mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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