- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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