How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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