- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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