- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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