Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

haha Otarts was here

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Actually it was me Josh brown

homosexual rights to marriage

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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