what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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