Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why so serious ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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