- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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