what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Theres an app for the iPhone.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

WNBA

Justin Bieber

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

i killed my family

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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