- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Yo Mama just died.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Women's rights.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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