- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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