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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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