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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

when debbie meets downer

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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