My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Bob Saget that is all

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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