- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Justin's life

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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