- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

ejaculation JLR

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Your sex life.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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