How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Anti Joke

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