- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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