roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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How do you end a sentence

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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GOODBYE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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