- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

whats white and sticky glue

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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