Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A seal walks into a club.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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