- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What? Yes.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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