CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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