- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

what goes boo a sock

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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