- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Hi, my name is Jake.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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