- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

whats black and strange a paki

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a duck?

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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