- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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