how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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