- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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