why did the zebra cross the road?

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Ms Leong Sux

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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the midget went to the midget store

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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