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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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