A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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