Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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