Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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lewis=cardiac

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

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