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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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