- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

your mama so old, shes dead.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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