- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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