Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Your're racist.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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