- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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