- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

your mum

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

read me write me

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

your face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

salad days!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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