- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Once, I went to Peru.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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