What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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bologna

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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