Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Justin beiber's penis

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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