- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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