- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

This is not a joke.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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