jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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