- Anti Joke

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Small Penis.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what is orange? an orange

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.