- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Sex

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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