- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Justin with a hat.

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