- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

This is a joke.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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