- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah