- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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