- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

I was once a hamster.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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