What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Roses are red.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Dwarf Shortage

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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