- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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