- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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