- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??