Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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