I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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child labor

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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