- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I have a horse.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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