- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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