- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A pope meets another one

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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