- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what do you call a black guy african american

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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