- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Please ignore this statement.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Yellow People !!

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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