- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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