What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

He--Hey guys

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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