What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

chinga tue madre Ryan

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

PENIS that is all

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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