What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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