what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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