- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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