How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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