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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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