Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Tucker Rivera

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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