- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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