What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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