What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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miha kako si?

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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