- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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