A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Your mother just died.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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