Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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