- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I have a horse.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Me

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Justin beiber's penis

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