- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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