Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Lololol

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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