- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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