- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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