A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Do u take sugar?

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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