wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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This is funny.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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