- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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