Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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