how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Sloths

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Women's rights.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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