Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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your face is kinda funny

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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