What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

SHUT UP JP

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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