Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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