- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A women left the kitchen.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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