- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

This is sparta No this is patrick

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Sir, your wife is dead

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*