- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Black people.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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