- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

The WPGA tour

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Sarah Palin.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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