What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

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