What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Knock knock *open*

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats 1+1? window!

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Where's my baby??

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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