- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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