- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

knock knock Goodbye

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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