Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Penis.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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