Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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