A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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