i have yougurt mit traktor

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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