- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

This is sparta No this is patrick

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

nolan is gay

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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