- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Matthew Wyckoff

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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