roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

whats white jizz

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

"Knock knock" Come in!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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