Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

G:nock nock B:come in!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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