Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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