what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Women drivers...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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