- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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