- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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