How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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