Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Jordan is pregant

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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