Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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