- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

The queen having a shit

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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