- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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