What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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