- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

I put my baby in a microwave.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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