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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

whats 7+4? 74

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Womens rights.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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