- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

William wright is Gay

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I enjoy Popcorn

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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