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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

YO FACE

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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