Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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