- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

this website is a bad joke

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Men's rights

Balls

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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