So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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sucks Syntax...

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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