Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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The FCC

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Anti Joke

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