Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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