Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Who invented apple? God

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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