If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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karn chevalier

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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