What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Black people

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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I agree

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