- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Atheism

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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