What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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