Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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