- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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