- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

the midget went to the midget store

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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