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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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