What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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My children are mistakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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