- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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