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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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