- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A man walks into a bar

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

the midget went to the midget store

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Emily Walker.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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