Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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I don't get it

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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