Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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