I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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