- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Who is it?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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