Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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sucks Syntax...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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