- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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