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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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