- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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