What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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