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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A shark ate your mom

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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