why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Do the roar!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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