- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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