- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Balls

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Men's rights

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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