- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

this website is a bad joke

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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