What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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