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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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