How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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