- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Homosexualism is so gay man

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

i wonder who made this website? a human

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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