- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

João Duarte reads this.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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