Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Penis

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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