- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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