Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Swag.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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