Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Chris is hairy

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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