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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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