- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Cancer.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

why dont they make black forks

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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