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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

whats black and large -me

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

I <3 Hitler

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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