- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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