Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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