asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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