Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Anti Joke

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