Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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