WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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The queen having a shit

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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