- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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whats black and large -me

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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