- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Nah

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why dont they make black forks

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??