Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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